Monday, July 14, 2008

Balkan Folk Tales They Did Not Want You to Know

In the midst of a violent, adrenaline-pumped election protest outside parliament, with an enraged crowd of people all grunting and shouting 'Democracy! Democracy!', one man feels a streak of rebellion within his unfittingly jocund soul, and decides to emphatically change the subject of conversation. He starts shouting, as loud as he can, 'Menstruation! Menstruation!', completely disregarding the character of the protest.
A bewildered protester, baffled by his supposed comrade's unnatural behaviour, starts questioning him:
'Mate, why are you shouting 'menstruation' instead of 'democracy'?
The courageous rebel-within-a-rebellion casually replies:
'Well, it doesn't matter as long there is blood shed!'

Unfortunately, he did not survive to fight another day...

3 Comments:

At 15 July 2008 at 03:32 , Blogger Marina said...

That's hilarious! Reminds me of the signs Banksy dished out at an anti-war demonstration, which read "I Don't Believe In Anything. I'm Just Here For The Violence"!

 
At 22 July 2008 at 21:53 , Blogger ¡Benjaminista! said...

Menstruation envy: the reason why men start wars?

 
At 2 August 2008 at 18:28 , Blogger IPCHUK said...

Bigger Penis Envy, I say.

 

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