Balkan Folk Tales They Did Not Want You to Know

In the midst of a violent, adrenaline-pumped election protest outside parliament, with an enraged crowd of people all grunting and shouting 'Democracy! Democracy!', one man feels a streak of rebellion within his unfittingly jocund soul, and decides to emphatically change the subject of conversation. He starts shouting, as loud as he can, 'Menstruation! Menstruation!', completely disregarding the character of the protest.
A bewildered protester, baffled by his supposed comrade's unnatural behaviour, starts questioning him:
'Mate, why are you shouting 'menstruation' instead of 'democracy'?
The courageous rebel-within-a-rebellion casually replies:
'Well, it doesn't matter as long there is blood shed!'

Unfortunately, he did not survive to fight another day...