Saturday, September 13, 2008

LHC or...

The recent doomsday debacle stemmed from the Large Hadron Collider's (LHC) Big Bang experiment proves yet again that commercialism has invaded the Universe's most sacred quantum secrets as much as it has penetrated Paris Hilton's private area. Indeed, I dont know about the Universe, but I can tell you with near certainty that the World - our little, blue blotch of a planet- was born from the latter and trimmed exquisitely in its own pusillanimous likeness.
Alas, it is all in the name of popularising science in general, for 'tis obvious that an end-of-the-world scenario would sell big time. Therefore, you would not have to read Dan Brown's Angels & Demons to learn about CERN - its worldwide fame is now of the same rank as Dexter's Laboratory in fact!

All we can do is to sit and write in vain criticism of how the grandest, noblest scientific experiment is being brutally whored by the media. This post, as wittily insignificant as insignificantly witty will only ultimately resound with the echoes of my own little, lone, lascivious voice! This is my humble share of what I would like to call the Large Harlot's Contingent (LHC) - all blogs and bloks alike are alloted a space within it for free!